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[paterelohim]

Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

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[paterelohim]

[NO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT]

Why was Lucifer on your bed?

I am so sorry for this conversation :3;

[ella_of_frell]

[ So he lets helldogs on the furniture but not cats? ]

Your guess is as good as mine. He doesn't even really like me, except when it comes to getting something to eat. Usually he's in Hattie's room.

[paterelohim]

The hell is she doing with him?

[It all makes sense to him in a horrible making-no-sense kind of way. I mean she's talked to Lucifer before and and and-]

[ella_of_frell]

[ WHat a weird question. ]

Well I don't think she's much of a cuddler. Whenever I go in to clean the room in the morning, he's just lounging on the bed next to Hattie, staring at me until I leave.

[paterelohim]

Ella. Why is the Devil cuddle-buddies with your sister?

[ella_of_frell]

Oh come on, he's got an awful disposition, but I wouldn't call him the devil. He can be sweet when he gets what he wants.

When did you meet Lucifurr anyway? Did Hattie show him off to you?

[paterelohim]

...Are you drunk?

[ella_of_frell]

No, of course not.

That's kind of a rude thing to say anyway.

[paterelohim]

You're the one talking about cuddling with psychotic archangels, it's kind of a reasonable question if you think it's no big deal.

[ella_of_frell]

Cuddl... Psy.. wait what?

[paterelohim]

Lucifer. The Devil. Satan, the Adversary, the weirdo who stalks half my conversations including with you, the guy who put me in a wheelchair.

[What... seriously, what.]

[ella_of_frell]

Chuck...

[ She didn't know Hattie's cat put you in a wheelchair! ...wait, no. WAAAAAAit, what was that about stalking conversations? ]

I... don't think we're talking about the same ... [ It's almost funny, okay. ]

Lucifurr is my sister's cat.

[paterelohim]

...

.......

[Well now he just feels stupid.]

You couldn't mention that five minutes ago? That you were talking about a cat instead of your boss' batshit brother?

[ella_of_frell]

I didn't think I would have to mention something like that. I didn't know Gabriel even had a brother, let alone that he had the same name as my sister's cat.

[paterelohim]

Dude. What rock do you live under? I want a time-share there.

[ella_of_frell]

I have enough to deal with without following gossip and family trees. I barely even look at the newsfeed, to be honest. I haven't been much of a presence on the network lately.

[paterelohim]

I'm still jealous. Living in a world where you don't know who the angels are- it sounds like vacation.

Anyway, uh, what did you call about?

[ella_of_frell]

Well it's not like we have angels back home. Or ...yeah, if we do they don't exactly have a great influence in our world. I guess I don't think about it much.

Wha -- oh OH! [ She gives a short chuckle. ]

I was just sharing something I found entirely too ... [ Irritating, Infuriating, Frustrating ]

Funny. [ Yeah we'll go with that. ] Considering someone installed a jacuzzi in my house and charged these wrestling tickets on my card.

Would you believe I've been in and out so much I didn't even notice the jacuzzi until it was already half finished?