paterelohim: (- your calls are bad news)
Chuck Shurley | God ([personal profile] paterelohim) wrote2017-05-26 01:32 am

IC contact: Sirenspull

Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

PHONE CALL; BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOU OUTSIDE AND AWAY FROM MAGNET MAN.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bet you answer now, bitch. :|]

You rang?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean he doesn't like being called that? [Still completely innocent. Yeah, right. So a lot of people are tromping over everyone's delicate princess feelings. Deal wit' it.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're always drunk. I'd buy it if you told me you were too sober.

Now get your ass out here.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
This ain't a conversation for an audience, Chuckie.

RING. RING.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Away from the damn house.

OFFLINE;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[And here's Gabriel.]

Well, since it's not really kidnapping if it's consensual... [He claps a hand on his shoulder and they're magically at the spot where they brought Lucifer after Aslan healed him.]

What the fuck is your damage, Heather?

OFFLINE;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Watching him warily] And Lucifer's just the side order, right?

[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're acting like he stabbed him in the friggin' heart, jackass.

[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Then explain to me what in Dante's fucking Inferno is going on?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's not about meddling, jackass. It's about treating us like we're you're fucking kids. Kinda bruises the damn ego, for one thing. You wanna care? Fine. Care away. But we're not a buncha spoiled brats you can just kick into line.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. And y'know why? 'Cause this is bigger than what you humans make it out to be. It's not as cut and friggin' dry as it looks. And maybe- just maybe? We'd be better off if you mooks stopped acting like you understand our lives. [He's being unnecessarily hateful now, but he's tired of humans acting like they have a perspective on this. Yes, comparisons can be drawn, but that doesn't mean it can all be explained away by hugs and therapy and cheap liquor. The scars are deep. And they can only be healed by each other, by getting all of them on the same page. Until then, no human emotion will ever begin to describe the amount of hurt.]