Chuck Shurley | God (
paterelohim) wrote2017-05-26 01:32 am
IC contact: Sirenspull
Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

reaction/prayer herp;
Oh jesus, WHAT.
[Enjoy that sledgehammer of a "prayer", Gabs.]
PHONE CALL; BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOU OUTSIDE AND AWAY FROM MAGNET MAN.
You rang?
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEY'RE HAPPY TOGETHER :U
Okay, first of all? When- [Except maybe bringing up the time Chuck bombarded Gabriel's NV isn't so much a good idea. Pointless reminders of their girlfriend's miscarriage: WIN.
Right, mid-sentence gear shift.]
-When you go blurting out shit like that, it might be nice to not use his fucking supervillain name, you know?
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Look, Gabriel, whatever it is, does it have to be right now? I'm too drunk for this.
[That's a lie, he isn't that drunk and anyway, he would never be sober enough for this shit. And yes, he's drinking at 1 in the afternoon. He stopped doing that for over a month, but who thought that would last.]
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Now get your ass out here.
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[He pauses for a second.]
The place isn't you-proofed. You know that, dude. I know you do.
[But fine jeez he's walking down the stupid dumb stairs anyway. You jerk.]
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[He hangs up on the angel- yeah, that's the kind of mood he's in - and is outside the house in less than two minutes. Waiting, basically. So what if he's angelproofed and Gabriel can't actually tell if he's outside unless he's there. Tough.]
RING. RING.
PRAYER. 8|
OFFLINE;
Well, since it's not really kidnapping if it's consensual... [He claps a hand on his shoulder and they're magically at the spot where they brought Lucifer after Aslan healed him.]
What the fuck is your damage, Heather?
OFFLINE;
[Shrugging his arm off roughly and stalking away until there's enough personal space for his health and comfort.]
OFFLINE;
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Look, whatever you're pissed about, why don't you just cut to that?
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I'm not acting like anything.
[He hasn't talked to any angels on purpose since he pissed all over Lucifer's Cheerios.]
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Except when it's exactly not. Why did you do that terrible thing, Daddy, why did you have to be so mean when they didn't deserve it. Tell me why. Tell me now. No.]
What's going on? What's going on is that I decided that me and him talking at all was completely not accomplishing anything. He can do whatever. I don't care. I won't be in his way or rudely keeping him from murdering his brother's loved ones anymore. Is that okay with you? I mean, you think I meddle too much? [They don't have to say it. It's kind of obvious.] Fine. This? Is me not meddling. This is me stepping back.
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Okay, first of all it's called manipulating and adults do it all the time.
I don't treat you like kids, I- fuck, Gabriel. [His arms drop to his sides suddenly.] I treat you like people who sometimes have no fucking clue. Sometimes. I'm not exactly the poster boy for having your shit together, but I tried to help, at least.
But I'm not helping anymore. Lucifer and I- I don't even fucking know. So this is me walking away. It's better. I know when I'm doing damage.
[Because if Gabriel is so easily describing their relationship like that, then that means He's gotten too close. He's let himself get too comfortable, slip too deep into old habits, and He has to stop. He has to pull away or risk losing Himself.]
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