Chuck Shurley | God (
paterelohim) wrote2017-05-26 01:32 am
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Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

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You'll have to bring it an offering. Michael has been giving it bananas, I think.
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[Goodbye, topic, see you in another life.]
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Michael is still home, if you'd rather go see it now.
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That sounds... pretty fucking trippy. Okay, [shaking himself] we should focus first.
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When I gave him the bird, we decided to teach it Enochian. [A small pause. Other people wouldn't recognize it as Lucifer steadying himself, a breath before a plunge so to speak.] He said its first phrase would be to tell any new siblings we have peace now. Here.
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[Give that a couple seconds to sink in. Enochian from a parrot; it seems a little wrong, almost.]
A declaration of peace, that's... a pretty big deal.
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[He can't tell, but this is something so important that he's torn between being dangerously defensive and bragging about it to every angel (and prophet) who will listen.]
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[A really big deal, bigger to Him than Lucifer could know. And on some level, He hates it. He doesn't want this peace, and he's disgusted with Himself for it. After all this time, so many thousands of years, and there are still some parts of His nature that he can't escape, some scraps of near-savage Alpha that have yet to humanize.]
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[Still wary, feeling horribly exposed. He'll crush Chuck's skull if the prophet laughs.]
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[He's speaking to the larger issues at work here. It's not even remotely about the damn bird, as much as he'd prefer to dwell on that instead of the big picture.]
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I didn't know Michael liked birds. When we were new, he ignored all the creatures of the earth unless I made him do otherwise.
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Maybe it's not... really about the bird.
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[It's a rare confession from him, but he's working under the assumption that Chuck will assume wrong if he doesn't tell him. This is one of the very rare things he actually cares about people getting right.]
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I know.
[Pause.] Michael could have picked anything as a phrase to teach it.
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That's really why you're here. You said that if there could be some reality where he goes with me, it would take years. But this is what you meant, wasn't it?
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If I could give you a better answer, I would, but I just don't know.
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Field trip, then? If you still want to see the bird.
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Uh, at the risk of agreeing to go into the archangels' den, sure.
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Michael.
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Lucifer. Chuck.
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Oh, guys, at least get some wallpaper or something. [Because wallpaper is the height of design, yes.
Oh. Parrot. Parrot... preening an archangel's hair. Huh.
Have Chuck's very first Angel Headtilt™.]
Hi.
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He wanted to see your new accessory.
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It's better without wallpaper.
[With a soft thunk he closes the book and stands so he can move closer to the pair. He offers out the banana to Chuck.]
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[Then Chuck takes the banana, thoroughly bemused, and starts sort of... holding it out to the macaw. The parrot looks him up and down (literally, head bobbing cartoonishly as she side-eyes him) skeptically before leaning in, bracing one foot on the banana, and taking a honkin' bite.]
Damn. [Softly.] It looks a little like a bird one of my old girlfriends had- except this one isn't evil.
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